$PONZI on PulseChain
Just a
Ponzi Guy
Money's run out? No problem, sacrifice now!
"Ponzi schemes always work"
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What is $PONZI?
"It's not a scam if everyone knows it's a scam"
Satire & Memes
The crypto coin that says the quiet part out loud. Celebrating the absurdity of modern finance with style.
Community First
Built by degens, for degens. Here for the laughs, the community, and maybe some gains along the way.
Diamond Hands
Why sell when you can HODL forever? Your portfolio might look like a pyramid, but that's just aesthetics.
Pure Chaos
In a world of "revolutionary" projects, we're honest about what we are: unadulterated entertainment.
"Not financial advice. Actually, definitely not financial advice. Please don't take financial advice from a cartoon dog."